Although I am only a teenager, I have already lived a fantastically remarkable life. It has been so crazy that I am telling this story from jail. I want to share my story, so it won’t happen to you.

I already know what you’re thinking; me in jail, no way. Believe me, that’s exactly what I thought, so listen close, I’m going to start from the beginning. I was born on November twenty-seven two thousand and six. My parents said it was a special day. It must have been because I was born with a certain sense about me, there was a “Voice” in my head that….

As I got older my Super Bowl streak continued, unfortunately so did my streak with the local police. I remember the day like it was five minutes ago. I heard the news every kid dreams of hearing; the local amusement park was expanding to add a new ride called “The Deathcoaster.” A rollercoaster that had such extreme acceleration they said, if you turned your head the wrong way, at the wrong time, and open your eyes, your eyeballs would be sucked out of your head. They said, if you opened your mouth while it was accelerating full speed, your head would explode….

Two more years of correct Super Bowl and Kentucky Derby predictions and I make the headlines again.

You see, next to donuts and rollercoasters, the only thing I love more is fireworks! My parents were married on the Fourth of July under a sky filled with fireworks. My Mother said, “I do,” during the grand finale. So, you see, I’ve loved fireworks since before I was born.

The bad taste of last year’s Fourth of July experience was still in my mouth like medicine poorly disguised under cherry flavoring. I made the big mistake of letting my family….